The Main Thing That I Learned From

If You're Conservative In Hollywood, You're On A List Of People Who Need To Be Put In Their Place.

Asking Someone In Advance Not Judge You, Is Like Asking Someone In Advance Not To Smell You.

As I Said In My Last Book, Birds Are Mean. They're The Only Pet That, When They Escape, The Owners Are Relieved. You Can Tell A Species Is Evil By Doing This Simple Math. If My Blond Lab Molly Was The Size Of T-rex, That Would Just Mean More Kibble, More Work For The Gardener In The Backyard, And A Harder Time Moving Her To My Wife's Side Of The Bed At Night. If Birds Were The Size Of A T-rex, The Streets Would Be Littered With Human Remains.

People Are Stupid. There's A Lot Of Dumb Stuff That's Successful.

It's Funny When You're A Kid How You Can Acclimate To Almost Anything.