New Year's Resolution: To Refrain From Saying

Don't Pity Me Now, Don't Pity Me Never; I'm Going To Do Nothing For Ever And Ever.

Theatre Director: A Person Engaged By The Management To Conceal The Fact That The Players Cannot Act.

The English Instinctively Admire Any Man Who Has No Talent And Is Modest About It.

I Don't Know Very Much But What I Do Know I Know Better Than Anybody, And I Don't Want To Argue About It…my Mind Is Not A Bed To Be Made And Re-made.

The Maddest Phenomenon In This Wholly Mad World – That The Filming Or Wirelessing Of An Event, Whether It Is The Grand National Or An Attack In Force On The Maginot Line, Is Held To Be Of More Importance Than The Event Itself.