Theatre Director: A Person Engaged By The

Your Englishman, Confronted By Something Abnormal Will Always Pretend That It Isn't There. If, However, You Force Him To Look Into It, He'll At Once Pretend That He Sees The Object Not For What It Is But For Something That He Would Like It To Be.

I... Wonder What It Is In The New York Air That Enables Me To Sit Up Till All Hours Of The Night In An Atmosphere Which In London Would Make A Horse Dizzy, But Here Merely Clears The Brain.

The Worst Of Failure Of This Kind Is That It Spoils The Market For More Competent Performers.

Theatre Director: A Person Engaged By The Management To Conceal The Fact That The Players Cannot Act.

To Force Myself To Earn More Money, I Determined To Spend More.