New Year's Resolution: To Tolerate Fools More

Your Englishman, Confronted By Something Abnormal Will Always Pretend That It Isn't There. If, However, You Force Him To Look Into It, He'll At Once Pretend That He Sees The Object Not For What It Is But For Something That He Would Like It To Be.

A Professional Is A Man Who Can Do His Job When He Doesn't Feel Like It. An Amateur Is A Man Who Can't Do His Job When He Does Feel Like It.

Perhaps, After All, There Is Something In The Theory That Only The Ultra-busy Can Find Time For Everything.

The English Instinctively Admire Any Man Who Has No Talent And Is Modest About It.

My Mind Is Not A Bed To Be Made And Remade.