The English Instinctively Admire Any Man Who

The Worst Of Failure Of This Kind Is That It Spoils The Market For More Competent Performers.

New Year's Resolution: To Refrain From Saying Witty, Unkind Things, Unless They Are Really Witty And Irreparably Damaging.

The Englishman Can Get Along With Sex Quite Perfectly So Long As He Can Pretend That It Isn't Sex But Something Else.

A Professional Is A Man Who Can Do His Job When He Doesn't Feel Like It. An Amateur Is A Man Who Can't Do His Job When He Does Feel Like It.

The English Instinctively Admire Any Man Who Has No Talent And Is Modest About It.