Best Theatre Quotes - Inspiring & Motivational Collection

I Tell My Children To Avoid Theatre And Go Into Cinema And Tv.

I Have No Intention Of Uttering My Last Words On The Stage. Room Service And A Couple Of Depraved Young Women Will Do Me Quite Nicely For An Exit.

Is She Perverted Like Me? Would She Go Down On You In A Theatre?

I Think Of Myself As A Theatre Comic Instead Of Club Comic Because I Tend To Talk For A Bit Before I Start Being Funny. I Don't Really Do The One-liners And Five Second Bits Or Whatever. But It's Good To Work Stuff Out Sometimes.

Normally Our Season Is Seven Weeks In The Drama Theatre And Four Weeks In The Opera Theater.

The Theatre Is A Tragic Place, Full Of Endings And Partings And Heartbreak.

The Theatre Is Certainly A Place For Learning About The Brevity Of Human Glory: Oh All Those Wonderful Glittering Absolutely Vanished Pantomime! Now I Shall Abjure Magic And Become A Hermit : Put Myself In A Situation Where I Can Honestly Say That I Have Nothing Else To Do But To Learn To Be Good.

With Theatre Especially, You Don't Want To Do It Unless You Love It - There's No Way You Can Pull It Off, Making People Happy, Making Yourself Happy For 12 Weeks Or Whatever.

Is It Not A Noble Farce, Wherein Kings, Republics, And Emperors Have For So Many Ages Played Their Parts, And To Which The Whole Vast Universe Serves For A Theatre?

Farce Is Tragedy Played At A Thousand Revolutions Per Minute.

It Is Brilliant Going To The Theatre And Being Forced To Sit And Listen And Think About Life. It Can Be Almost A Near-religious Experience.

We Have Assembled Inside This Ancient / And Insane Theatre / To Propagate Our Lust For Life / And Flee The Swarming Wisdom / Of The Streets