Do Unto Others, Then Run

Those Hot Pants Of Hers Were So Damned Tight, I Could Hardly Breathe.

That's What Show Business Is, Sincere Insincerity.

I Thought I Couldn't Afford To Take Her Out And Smoke As Well. So I Gave Up Cigarettes. Then I Took Her Out And One Day I Looked At Her And Thought: 'oh Well,' And I Went Back To Smoking Again, And That Was Better.

Have You Noticed That All The People In Favor Of Birth Control Are Already Born?

Did You Ever Notice That Everyone In Favour Of Birth Control Has Already Been Born ?