Do Unto Others, Then Run

Those Hot Pants Of Hers Were So Damned Tight, I Could Hardly Breathe.

Have You Noticed That All The People In Favor Of Birth Control Are Already Born?

Just Because Nobody Complains Doesn't Mean All Parachutes Are Perfect.

Live Everyday As Though It's Your Last 'cause One Day You'll Be Right.

I Thought I Couldn't Afford To Take Her Out And Smoke As Well. So I Gave Up Cigarettes. Then I Took Her Out And One Day I Looked At Her And Thought: 'oh Well,' And I Went Back To Smoking Again, And That Was Better.