Girls Are Like Pianos. When They're Not

Before I Met Her, I Drank And Swore Without Reason... Now I Have A Reason.

Those Hot Pants Of Hers Were So Damned Tight, I Could Hardly Breathe.

I Never Yell, I Never Tell, But I'm Grateful As Hell.

Girls Are Like Pianos. When They're Not Upright, They're Grand.

Did You Ever Notice That Everyone In Favour Of Birth Control Has Already Been Born ?