Girls Are Like Pianos. When They're Not

Girls Are Like Pianos. When They're Not Upright, They're Grand.

Do Unto Others, Then Run

Have You Noticed That All The People In Favor Of Birth Control Are Already Born?

Just Because Nobody Complains Doesn't Mean All Parachutes Are Perfect.

I Thought I Couldn't Afford To Take Her Out And Smoke As Well. So I Gave Up Cigarettes. Then I Took Her Out And One Day I Looked At Her And Thought: 'oh Well,' And I Went Back To Smoking Again, And That Was Better.