Girls Are Like Pianos. When They're Not

Roses Are Reddish Violets Are Bluish If It Weren't For Christmas We'd All Be Jewish.

Do Unto Others, Then Run

I Thought I Couldn't Afford To Take Her Out And Smoke As Well. So I Gave Up Cigarettes. Then I Took Her Out And One Day I Looked At Her And Thought: 'oh Well,' And I Went Back To Smoking Again, And That Was Better.

Why Would I Make One Woman So Miserable When I Can Make So Many Women Very Happy?

Just Because Nobody Complains Doesn't Mean All Parachutes Are Perfect.