Girls Are Like Pianos. When They're Not

Just Because Nobody Complains Doesn't Mean All Parachutes Are Perfect.

Roses Are Reddish Violets Are Bluish If It Weren't For Christmas We'd All Be Jewish.

Do Unto Others, Then Run

I'm Not Against Half Naked Girls - Not As Often As I'd Like To Be.

Why Would I Make One Woman So Miserable When I Can Make So Many Women Very Happy?