Girls Are Like Pianos. When They're Not

Do Unto Others, Then Run

Did You Ever Notice That Everyone In Favour Of Birth Control Has Already Been Born ?

The Odds Against There Being A Bomb On A Plane Are A Million To One, And Against Two Bombs A Million Times A Million To One. Next Time You Fly, Cut The Odds And Take A Bomb.

Have You Noticed That All The People In Favor Of Birth Control Are Already Born?

Live Everyday As Though It's Your Last 'cause One Day You'll Be Right.