Live Everyday As Though It's Your Last

Never Play Leapfrog With A Unicorn.

Before I Met Her, I Drank And Swore Without Reason... Now I Have A Reason.

Just Because Nobody Complains Doesn't Mean All Parachutes Are Perfect.

The Odds Against There Being A Bomb On A Plane Are A Million To One, And Against Two Bombs A Million Times A Million To One. Next Time You Fly, Cut The Odds And Take A Bomb.

Why Would I Make One Woman So Miserable When I Can Make So Many Women Very Happy?