Live Everyday As Though It's Your Last

Do Unto Others, Then Run

Never Play Leapfrog With A Unicorn.

Did You Ever Notice That Everyone In Favour Of Birth Control Has Already Been Born ?

That's What Show Business Is, Sincere Insincerity.

I Thought I Couldn't Afford To Take Her Out And Smoke As Well. So I Gave Up Cigarettes. Then I Took Her Out And One Day I Looked At Her And Thought: 'oh Well,' And I Went Back To Smoking Again, And That Was Better.