Never Marry A Girl Named 'marie' Who

I See A Lot Of New Faces. Especially On The Old Faces.

Whatever You Do, You're Going To Be Criticized.

Happiness Is.....finding Two Olives In Your Martini When Youre Hungry.

You Become Successful, The Way I See It, Only If You're Good Enough To Deliver What The Public Enjoys. If You're Not, You Won't Have Any Audience; So The Performer Really Has More To Do With His Success Than The Public Does.

Mail Your Packages Early So The Post Office Can Lose Them In Time For Christmas.