Never Marry A Girl Named 'marie' Who

The Price Of Christmas Toys Is Outrageous - A Hundred Dollars, Two Hundred Dollars For Video Games For The Youngsters. I Remember A Christmas Years Ago When My Son Was A Kid. I Bought Him A Tank. It Was About A Hundred Dollars, A Lot Of Money In Those Days. It Was The Kind Of Tank You Could Actually Get Inside And Ride In. He Played In The Box It Came In. It Taught Me A Very Valuable Lesson. Next Year He Got A Box. And I Got A Hundred Dollars' Worth Of Scotch.

I Think It's Almost Immoral To Keep On With A Marriage That's Really Bad. It Just Gets More And More Rotten And Vindictive And Everybody Gets More And More Hurt. There's Not Enough Honesty About Marriage, I Think. I Wish More People Would Face The Truth About Their Marital Situations.

Mail Your Packages Early So The Post Office Can Lose Them In Time For Christmas.

Democracy Is Buying A Big House You Can't Afford With Money You Don't Have To Impress People You Wish Were Dead. And, Unlike Communism, Democracy Does Not Mean Having Just One Ineffective Political Party; It Means Having Two Ineffective Political Parties.

The Closest Thing To Roseanne Barr's Singing The National Anthem Was My Cat Being Neutered.