The Worst Gift Is A Fruitcake. There

People Are Brought Up To Think, "it's Nice To Be Modest. It's Nice To Hide Your Light Under A Bushel." Well, Bullshit! I've Never Bought That. In My Business, The Only Thing You've Really Got Is Your Talent; It's The Only Thing You Have To Sell.

He's So Fat, He Can Be His Own Running Mate.

Happiness Is.....finding Two Olives In Your Martini When Youre Hungry.

Happiness Is A Tiger In Your Tank And A Pussycat In Your Back Seat.

Never Continue In A Job You Don't Enjoy. If You're Happy In What You're Doing, You'll Like Yourself, You'll Have Inner Peace. And If You Have That, Along With Physical Health, You Will Have Had More Success Than You Could Possibly Have Imagined.