Only Lie About The Future.

Find Me Any Performer Anywhere Who Isn't Egocentric. You'd Better Believe You're Good, Or You've Got No Business Being Out There.

Happiness Is.....finding Two Olives In Your Martini When Youre Hungry.

Happiness Is Seeing The Muscular Lifeguard All The Girls Were Admiring Leave The Beach Hand In Hand With Another Muscular Lifeguard.

People Will Pay More To Be Entertained Than Educated.

Happiness Is Being Served With A Paternity Suit On Your 75th Birthday.