Never Give A Sucker An Even Break.

I Never Drank Anything Stronger Than Beer Before I Was Twelve.

I'd Take A Bromo, But I Can't Stand The Noise.

It's A Wonderful Thing, The D.t.'s. You Can Travel The World In A Couple Of Hours. You See Some Mighty Funny And Curious Things That Come In Assorted Colors.

I Feel Like A Midget With Muddy Feet Had Been Walking Over My Tongue All Night.

I've Been Drunk Only Once In My Life. But That Lasted For Twenty-three Years.