Never Give A Sucker An Even Break.

All My Available Funds Are Completely Tied Up In Cash.

I Was In Love With A Beautiful Blonde Once. She Drove Me To Drink. That's The One Thing I'm Indebted To Her For.

When Doctors And Undertakers Meet, They Wink At Each Other.

I Don't Know Why I Ever Come In Here. The Flies Get The Best Of Everything.

Scotch Needs Water Like A Fish Needs A Bicycle.