Never Give A Sucker An Even Break.

I Didn't Say The Meat Was Tough. I Said I Didn't See The Horse That Is Usually Outside.

My Illness Is Due To My Doctor's Insistence That I Drink Milk, A Whitish Fluid They Force Down Helpless Babies.

The Only Thing A Lawyer Won't Question Is The Legitimacy Of His Mother.

Ah, The Patter Of Little Feet Around The House. There's Nothing Like Having A Midget For A Butler.

I Never Met A Kid I Liked.