Comedy Is Merely Tragedy Happening To Someone

I Like My Films To Influence The Audience. Even If It Means Tripping Their Aged Grandparents With A Cane When They Get Home.

It Ain't What They Call You, It's What You Answer To.

I'd Take A Bromo, But I Can't Stand The Noise.

Scotch Needs Water Like A Fish Needs A Bicycle.

It's Morally Wrong To Allow A Sucker To Keep His Money.