My Wifes Cooking Is So Bad The

She Was So Ugly That I Took Her To A Dog Show And She Won First Prize.

I Have Good Looking Kids. Thank Goodness My Wife Cheats On Me.

I've Been Writing Jokes Since I'm Fifteen. Not Out Of Happiness, But To Go To A Different Place, Because Reality Wasn't Good To Me.

Men Who Do Things Without Being Told Draw The Most Wages.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. I Put My Hand In Some Cement And Felt Another Hand.