My Wifes Cooking Is So Bad The

When I Go To A Nude Beach, I Always Take A Ruler, Just In Case I Have To Prove Something.

My Cousin Is Gay, In School While Other Kids Were Dissecting Frog, He Was Opening Flies.

I Feel Sorry For Short People, You Know. When It Rains, They're The Last To Know.

Well With Girls I Don't Get No Respect. I Had A Blind Date. I Waited Two Hours On The Corner. A Girl Walked By. I Said Are You Louise? She Said, Are You Rodney? I Said, Yeah. She Said, I'm Not Louise.

For Two Hours, Some Guy Followed Me Around With A Pooper Scooper.