My Wifes Cooking Is So Bad The

I Told My Dentist I Want A Tooth To Match The Others. He Gave My One With Four Cavities.

I Was An Ugly Child. I Got Lost On The Beach. I Asked A Cop If He Could Find My Parents. He Said, 'i Don't Know. There's Lots Of Places For Them To Hide'.

I Told My Wife The Truth. I Told Her I Was Seeing A Psychiatrist. Then She Told Me The Truth: That She Was Seeing A Psychiatrist, Two Plumbers, And A Bartender.

Never Tell Your Wife She's Bad In Bed. She'll Go Out And Get A Second Opinion.

Man, Who Don't Like Spaghetti?