My Wifes Cooking Is So Bad The

My Wife Says 90% Of Sex Occurs Between The Ears. But I Need A Girl Who Can Blow More Just My Mind.

They Took A Survey: Why Do Men Get Up In The Middle Of The Night? Ten Percent Get Up To Go To The Bathroom And 90 Percent Get Up To Go Home.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. My Mother Breast Fed Me Through A Straw.

You Know You're Ugly When You Go To The Proctologist And He Sticks His Finger In Your Mouth.

In High School, When I Played Football I Got No Respect. I Shared A Locker With A Mop.