My Wifes Cooking Is So Bad The

I Tell Ya, My Wife's A Lousy Cook. After Dinner, I Don't Brush My Teeth. I Count Them.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. The Time I Was Kidnapped, And The Kidnappers Sent My Parents A Note They Said, "we Want Five Thousand Dollars Or You'll See Your Kid Again."

My Wife And I Were Happy For 20 Years. Then We Met.

She Was Old Too, When She Went To School They Didn't Have History.

I Used To Date A Girl From Buffalo. Why Can't I Meet A Girl With Normal Parents?