I Was A Poster Child... For Birth

My Only Thrill Is Self Inflicted Hickies.

Some Dog I Got Too. We Call Him Egypt. Because In Every Room He Leaves A Pyramid.

When I Was Born The Doctor Took One Look At My Face, Turned Me Over And Said, "look, Twins!"

I Tell Ya, With My Wife, I Got No Sex Life. Her Favorite Position Is Facing Bloomingdale's.

My Wife Wants Sex In The Back Of The Car And She Wants Me To Drive.