I Was A Poster Child... For Birth

With My Old Man I Got No Respect. When He Took Me Hunting He Gave Me A Three Minute Head Start. Then On The Way Home He Tied Me To The Fender And Put The Deer In The Car.

It's Lonely On The Top When There's No One On The Bottom.

My Wife's So Dumb, She Got A Nail In The Spare!!

My Problem Is That I Appeal To Everyone That Can Do Me Absolutely No Good.

At My Age I'm Envious Of A Stiff Wind.