I Was A Poster Child... For Birth

My Wife Has Cut Our Lovemaking Down To Once A Month, But I Know Two Guys She's Cut Out Entirely.

I Come From A Stupid Family. My Father Worked In A Bank. They Caught Him Stealing Pens.

I Told My Dentist I Want A Tooth To Match The Others. He Gave My One With Four Cavities.

My Wife Wants Sex In The Back Of The Car And She Wants Me To Drive.

My Childhood Was Bad. No Father. Mother Was Greedy And Brought Me Up Awful - Never Made Me Breakfast Once. I Don't Want To Get Started. One Story Is Worse Than Another.