Life Is Full Of Temporary Situations, Ultimately

Life Is Full Of Temporary Situations, Ultimately Ending In A Permanent Solution.

I Told My Dentist I Want A Tooth To Match The Others. He Gave My One With Four Cavities.

...went To A Bar For A Few Drinks. The Bartender Asked What I Wanted. "surprise Me", I Said. So He Showed Me A Naked Picture Of My Wife.

I Shouldn't Tell Jokes About My Wife. She's Attached To A Machine That Keeps Her Alive... The Refrigerator.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. On My Street, The Kids Take Hubcaps - From Moving Cars.