My Wife Wants Something Foreign For Christmas

I Don't Mind Personal Insults, But When You Insult The Jokes That I Tell You're Insulting Fred Allen, Bob Hope, Burns And Allen, Trevor Mcgee And Molly Picon.

Nowadays, When A Speaker Tells The Graduates That The Future Is Theirs--is That A Promise Or A Threat?

One Of Those Christmas Songs Says, "you Better Not Shout, You Better Not Cry, You Better Not Pout." How's My Wife Going To Get Along?

I Take New Years With A Grain Of Salt And Three Aspirins.

Some Kids Want To Know Why The Teachers Get Paid When It's The Kids Who Have To Do All The Work.