My Wife And I Have A Perfect

The Human Brain Is Special. It Starts Working As Soon As You Get Up And It Doesn't Stop Until You Get To School.

My Wife Wants Something Foreign For Christmas - Like A Mexican Divorce.

My Wife Is A Real Puritan. She Thinks Licking The Stamp On The Envelope Of A Valentine Is Foreplay.

I Bought A Christmas Tree For Twenty Dollars. When I Came Home The Next Day, My Wife Was Wearing It In Her Hair.

An Adult Western Is Where The Hero Still Kisses His Horse At The End, Only Now He Worries About It.