My Wife And I Have A Perfect

My Son Really Has The Spirit Of Valentine's Day. When He Was In College, He Used To Send His Mother A Heart-shaped Box Of Laundry.

Remember When You Had Your Face Lifted... And The Guy Brought It Back.

I Gave My Wife A Gift Certificate For Christmas. She Ran Out To Exchange It For A Bigger Size.

My Son Has A Big Christmas Problem - What Do You Buy For A Father Who Has Everything And You're Using It?

I Don't Worry Too Much About Sex Education In The Schools. If The Kids Learn It Like They Do Everything Else, They Won't Know How.