My Wife And I Have A Perfect

What An Orchestra! They Just Sit There, But Their Minds Are Thousands Of Miles Away With Their Bookies.

My Son Really Has The Spirit Of Valentine's Day. When He Was In College, He Used To Send His Mother A Heart-shaped Box Of Laundry.

My Son Gave Me A Nice Bottle Of Cologne - Eau De Owe.

I Feel Like Zsa Zsa Gabor's Sixth Husband. I Know What I'm Supposed To Do, But I Don't Know How To Make It Interesting.

We Owe A Lot To Thomas Edison - If It Wasn't For Him, We'd Be Watching Television By Candlelight.