I Say 'no' To Drugs. Whenever Someone

My Problem Is That I Appeal To Everyone That Can Do Me Absolutely No Good.

I Tell Ya, It's Tough To Save A Buck. Right Now I'm Supporting Two Fighters. My Wife And Her Mother.

Women My Age Just Don't Turn Me On. That's Another Problem With Getting Older. I Took Out An Older Woman The Other Night, And I Mean Old. I Told Her, Act Your Age. She Died.

I Have Good Looking Kids. Thank Goodness My Wife Cheats On Me.

I Tell Ya I Got A Stupid Son. That's One Load That Shoulda Been Shot On The Wall.