I'm A Bisexual; I Get It Maybe

I Asked My Wife, 'is There Somebody Else?' She Said, 'there Must Be.'

I Think My Wife Is Cheating On Me, The Only Thing The Parrot Knows How To Say Is, Quick Out The Window.

I Shouldn't Tell Jokes About My Wife. She's Attached To A Machine That Keeps Her Alive... The Refrigerator.

I Figured Out I'm Bisexual. I Have Sex Twice A Year.

I Was An Ugly Kid; When I Was Born, After The Doctor Cut The Cord, He Hung Himself.