My Wife Says Obe Stands For Old

The River Trent Is Lovely, I Know Because I Have Walked On It For 18 Years.

If A Chairman Sacks The Manager He Initially Appointed, He Should Go As Well.

The Ugliest Player I Ever Signed Was Kenny Burns.

I Gave My Players A Version Of The Same Message At Ten-to-three Every Saturday: 'i Would Shoot My Granny Right Now For Three Points This Afternoon.' They Knew How Important It Was To Give Everything In The Cause Of Victory. Every Time. That's Why My Granny Enjoyed More Lives Than My Cat.

Acne Is A Bigger Problem Than Injuries.