My Wife Says Obe Stands For Old

You Don't Want Roast Beef And Yorkshire Every Night And Twice On Sunday.

My Wife Says Obe Stands For Old Big 'ead.

We Used To Go To The Pictures Every Saturday Night But We Had To Leave A Little Bit Early And Get Home And Watch Match Of The Day - And My Wife Still Complains She Missed The Last Five Minutes Of Every Film We Saw.

I Wouldn't Say I Was The Best Manager In The Business. But I Was In The Top One.

There Are More Hooligans In The House Of Commons Than At A Football Match.