My Wife Says Obe Stands For Old

If I Had An Argument With A Player We Would Sit Down For Twenty Minutes, Talk About It And Then Decide I Was Right!

I Can't Even Spell Spaghetti Never Mind Talk Italian. How Could I Tell An Italian To Get The Ball - He Might Grab Mine.

Being Thick Isn't An Affliction If You're A Footballer, Because Your Brains Need To Be In Your Feet. And Beckham Works Hard, He's Brave And He Crosses A Ball Superbly. He Treats A Football Like He Does A Wife, Lovingly, With Caresses.

I Like My Women To Be Feminine, Not Sliding Into Tackles And Covered In Mud.

Anybody Who Can Do Anything In Leicester But Make A Jumper Has Got To Be A Genius.