My Wife Says Obe Stands For Old

Beckham? His Wife Can't Sing And His Barber Can't Cut Hair.

You Don't Want Roast Beef And Yorkshire Every Night And Twice On Sunday.

We Had A Good Team On Paper. Unfortunately, The Game Was Played On Grass.

If God Had Wanted Us To Play Football In The Sky, He'd Have Put Grass Up There.

I Like My Women To Be Feminine, Not Sliding Into Tackles And Covered In Mud.