I Like My Women To Be Feminine,

If God Had Wanted Us To Play Football In The Sky, He'd Have Put Grass Up There.

You Don't Want Roast Beef And Yorkshire Every Night And Twice On Sunday.

The Ugliest Player I Ever Signed Was Kenny Burns.

That Seaman Is A Handsome Young Man But He Spends Too Much Time Looking In His Mirror Rather Than At The Ball. You Can't Keep Goal With Hair Like That.

When I Go, God's Going To Have To Give Up His Favourite Chair.