I Like My Women To Be Feminine,

The River Trent Is Lovely, I Know Because I Have Walked On It For 18 Years.

If I Had An Argument With A Player We Would Sit Down For Twenty Minutes, Talk About It And Then Decide I Was Right!

If God Had Wanted Us To Play Football In The Sky, He'd Have Put Grass Up There.

It Only Takes A Second To Score A Goal.

Beckham? His Wife Can't Sing And His Barber Can't Cut Hair.