I Like My Women To Be Feminine,

Who The Hell Wants Fourteen Pairs Of Shoes When They Go On Holiday? I Haven't Had Fourteen Pairs In My Life.

I’ve Decided To Pick My Moment To Retire Very Carefully – In About 200 Years’ Time.

Players Lose You Games, Not Tactics. There's So Much Crap Talked About Tactics By People Who Barely Know How To Win At Dominoes.

My Wife Says Obe Stands For Old Big 'ead.

If He'd Been English Or Swedish, He'd Have Walked The England Job.