Beckham? His Wife Can't Sing And His

Don't Send Me Flowers When I'm Dead. If You Like Me, Send Them While I'm Alive.

I Wouldn't Say I Was The Best Manager In The Business. But I Was In The Top One.

If A Chairman Sacks The Manager He Initially Appointed, He Should Go As Well.

Saturday Comes Again, Welcome Or Not, It Comes Again Like It Always Does, Welcome Or Not, Wanted Or Not, Another Judgment Day - The Chance To Be Saved, The Chance To Be Damned.

Being Thick Isn't An Affliction If You're A Footballer, Because Your Brains Need To Be In Your Feet. And Beckham Works Hard, He's Brave And He Crosses A Ball Superbly. He Treats A Football Like He Does A Wife, Lovingly, With Caresses.