You Don't Want Roast Beef And Yorkshire

I Like My Women To Be Feminine, Not Sliding Into Tackles And Covered In Mud.

I Can't Even Spell Spaghetti Never Mind Talk Italian. How Could I Tell An Italian To Get The Ball - He Might Grab Mine.

I’ve Decided To Pick My Moment To Retire Very Carefully – In About 200 Years’ Time.

If A Player Is Not Interfering With Play Then He Shouldn't Be On The Pitch.

Players Lose You Games, Not Tactics. There's So Much Crap Talked About Tactics By People Who Barely Know How To Win At Dominoes.