My Wife Only Has Sex With Me

What A Childhood I Had, Why, When I Took My First Step, My Old Man Tripped Me!

My Kid Wants To Be A Prison Warden When He Grows Up So He Can Put Thumb Tacks On The Electric Chairs.

My Wife Was Afraid Of The Dark. Then She Saw Me Naked, And Now She's Afraid Of The Light.

My Dog Learned How To Beg By Watching Me Through The Bedroom Door.

I Tell Ya, With My Wife, I Got No Sex Life. Her Favorite Position Is Facing Bloomingdale's.