My Mother Never Breast Fed Me, She

I Once Dated A Girl That Was Wild. She Was So Wild That One Night She Gave Her Phone Number To The Mechanical Bull.

I Tell Ya, My Wife's A Lousy Cook. After Dinner, I Don't Brush My Teeth. I Count Them.

A Hooker Once Told Me She Had A Headache.

I Don't Know Kid, There Are So Many Places They Could Hide.

I Know I'm Not Sexy. In High School I Was Voted Most Likely To Masturbate.