I Figured Out I'm Bisexual. I Have

One Day As I Came Home Early, I Saw A Man Jogging Naked. I Said To The Guy, 'hey, Buddy, Why Are You Doing That?' He Said, 'because You Came Home Early.'

One Year They Asked Me To Be Poster Boy - For Birth Control.

What A Kid I Got, I Told Him About The Birds And The Bee And He Told Me About The Butcher And My Wife.

I Have Good Looking Kids. Thank Goodness My Wife Cheats On Me.

Life's A Short Trip. You'll Find Out.