I Figured Out I'm Bisexual. I Have

My Son's An Idiot. He Sprained His Ankle Playing Golf. He Fell Off The Ballwasher.

It's Tough To Stay Married. My Wife Kisses The Dog On The Lips, Yet She Won't Drink From My Glass.

My Problem Is That I Appeal To Everyone That Can Do Me Absolutely No Good.

I Told My Doctor I Wonna Stop Aging, He Gave Me A Gun!

I Once Dated A Girl That Was Wild. She Was So Wild That One Night She Gave Her Phone Number To The Mechanical Bull.