I Figured Out I'm Bisexual. I Have

With Girls I Get No Respect. A Belly Dancer Told Me I Turned Her Stomach.

At My Age I'm Envious Of A Stiff Wind.

My Wife Has Cut Our Lovemaking Down To Once A Month, But I Know Two Guys She's Cut Out Entirely.

Hey, Did Somebody Step On A Duck?

My Wife Isn't Very Bright. The Other Day She Was At The Store, And Just As She Was Heading For Our Car, Someone Stole It! I Said, "did You See The Guy That Did It?" She Said, "no, But I Got The License Plate."