I Figured Out I'm Bisexual. I Have

At Christmas Time I Sat On Santa's Lap. His Fly Was Open ! Boy What A Present He Gave Me !

She Was So Fat That Her Bikini Is Made Out Of Two Bed Sheets (king-size).

I'm At The Age Where Food Has Taken The Place Of Sex In My Life. In Fact, I've Just Had A Mirror Put Over My Kitchen Table.

I Told My Doctor I Think My Wife Has Vd. He Gave Himself A Shot Of Penicillin.

When We Got Married My Wife Told Me I Was One In A Million. I Found Out She Was Right.