I Stuck My Head Out The Window

When My Wife Drives, There's Always Trouble. The Other Day She Took The Car. She Came Home. She Told Me, There's Water In The Carburetor. I Asked Her, Where's The Car? She Said, In A Lake.

I Drink Too Much. The Last Time I Gave A Urine Sample It Had An Olive In It.

Steak And Sex, My Favorite Pair. I Get Them Both Very Rare.

When I Was Born The Doctor Took One Look At My Face, Turned Me Over And Said, "look, Twins!"

It's Great To Have Gray Hair. Ask Anyone Who's Bald.