I Stuck My Head Out The Window

People Seldom Live Up To Their Baby Pictures.

We Want Five Thousand Dollars Or You'll See Your Kid Again.

I Knew A Girl So Ugly, They Use Her In Prisons To Cure Sex Offenders.

I Am The World's Oldest Teenager. I've Never Lost My Youthful Attitude.

When I Was A Kid My Parents Moved A Lot, But I Always Found Them.