I Stuck My Head Out The Window

I Was A Poster Child... For Birth Control!

I Went To A Fight The Other Night, And A Hockey Game Broke Out.

My Wife Wants Sex In The Back Of The Car And She Wants Me To Drive.

After I Got Divorced, I Said To Myself, I Will Never, Ever Get Married Again. It Was In Cement. I Went Through A Really Rough Twenty-five Years, But It Happened Again. I Fell In Love. I Told Her, Baby, I Don't Want A Prenuptial Agreement. This Is It. Everyone Told Me I Was Nuts. Well, My New Wife And I Are Married Six Years And We Get Along Great. You Can Make Anything Work If You're Both Givers.

I Told My Wife A Man Is Like Wine, He Gets Better With Age. She Locked Me In The Cellar.