To A Newspaperman, A Human Being Is

It Is Bad To Suppress Laughter. It Goes Back Down And Spreads To Your Hips.

Three Million Frogs' Legs Are Served In Paris - Daily. Nobody Knows What Became Of The Rest Of The Frogs.

Ed Sullivan Will Be Around As Long As Someone Else Has Talent.

All I Know About Humor Is That I Don't Know Anything About It.

I Learned Law So Well, The Day I Graduated I Sued The College, Won The Case, And Got My Tuition Back.