To A Newspaperman, A Human Being Is

The S.s. Sierra Was A Ten-thousand-ton Vessel. Today, Lifeboats Bigger Than The Sierra Are Found On The Queen Mary And Other Luxury Liners.

Radio Is Called A Medium Because It Is Rare That Anything Is Well Done.

Hanging Is Too Good For A Man Who Makes Puns; He Should Be Drawn And Quoted.

I Don't Want To Own Anything That Won't Fit Into My Coffin.

An Actor's Popularity Is Fleeting. His Success Has The Life Expectancy Of A Small Boy Who Is About To Look Into A Gas Tank With A Lighted Match.