All I Know About Humor Is That

A Committee Is A Group Of The Unprepared, Appointed By The Unwilling To Do The Unnecessary.

To A Newspaperman, A Human Being Is An Item With Skin Wrapped Around It.

You Can Take All The Sincerity In Hollywood, Place It In The Navel Of A Fruit Fly And Still Have Room Enough For Three Caraway Seeds And A Producer's Heart.

I Learned Law So Well, The Day I Graduated I Sued The College, Won The Case, And Got My Tuition Back.

I Like Long Walks, Especially When They Are Taken By People Who Annoy Me.