He Dreamed He Was Eating Shredded Wheat

When Jack Benny Plays The Violin, It Sounds As Though The Strings Are Still In The Cat.

After Quitting Radio I Was Able To Live On The Money I Saved On Aspirins.

The First Time I Sang In The Church Choir; Two Hundred People Changed Their Religion.

A Committee Is A Group Of People Who Individually Can Do Nothing, But Who, As A Group, Can Meet And Decide That Nothing Can Be Done.

Treat Employees Like Partners, And They Act Like Partners.