He Dreamed He Was Eating Shredded Wheat

You Can Take All The Sincerity In Hollywood, Place It In The Navel Of A Fruit Fly And Still Have Room Enough For Three Caraway Seeds And A Producer's Heart.

Her Hat Is A Creation That Will Never Go Out Of Style; It Will Just Look Ridiculous Year After Year.

Washington Is No Place For A Good Actor. The Competition From Bad Actors Is Too Great.

Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Television.

All I Know About Humor Is That I Don't Know Anything About It.