He's So Small, He's A Waste Of

After Quitting Radio I Was Able To Live On The Money I Saved On Aspirins.

You Can Take All The Sincerity In Hollywood, Place It In The Navel Of A Fruit Fly And Still Have Room Enough For Three Caraway Seeds And A Producer's Heart.

My Father Never Raised His Hand To Any One Of His Children, Except In Self-defense.

English Coffee Tastes Like Water That Has Been Squeezed Out Of A Wet Sleeve.

I'd Rather Have Two Girls At Seventeen Than One At Thirty-four.