He's So Small, He's A Waste Of

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Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Television.

A Telescope Will Magnify A Star A Thousand Times, But A Good Press Agent Can Do Even Better.

Condensed Milk Is Wonderful. I Don't See How They Can Get A Cow To Sit Down On Those Little Cans.

An Associate Producer Is The Only Guy In Hollywood Who Will Associate With A Producer.