He's So Small, He's A Waste Of

It Is Bad To Suppress Laughter. It Goes Back Down And Spreads To Your Hips.

During The Samuel Johnson Days They Had Big Men Enjoying Small Talk; Today We Have Small Men Enjoying Big Talk.

A Committee Is A Group Of People Who Individually Can Do Nothing, But Who, As A Group, Can Meet And Decide That Nothing Can Be Done.

All That The Comedian Has To Show For His Years Of Work And Aggravation Is The Echo Of Forgotten Laughter.

I Play A Musical Instrument A Little, But Only For My Own Amazement.