Politicians... Talk In Generalities And Lies, And

Sandwiches Are Wonderful. You Don't Need A Spoon Or A Plate!

The Doctor's Name Was Sylvia. I Told Her She'd Have A Problem With Me Because Sylvia Was My Mother's Name.

My Body May Have Been Abused, But It Certainly Hasn't Been Neglected.

It Was The Worst Moment Of My Life. The Producer Came Up And Talked Me Back Into Going On Stage.

I Feel Now It's Useless To Keep Hoping. The Way Things Are Today, We Live In A World That Needs Laughter, And I've Decided If I Can Make People Laugh, I'm Making A More Important Contribution.