My Mother Was Like A Sister To

I Was Walking Down The Street. Something Caught My Eye, And Dragged It Fifteen Feet.

I Picked Up A Hitch Hiker. You've Got To When You Hit Them.

Isn't This A Wonderful Country? I Was In Florida. I'm Staying At A Motel Called The Three Palms. It's Run By A Middle-aged Couple, One Of Whom Is Missing A Hand. Ok! That's What I Thought, Too! But They Got Upset When I Asked.

Lord Please Break The Laws Of The Universe For My Convenience. Amen.

I Think The Whole Concept Of Monotheism Is A Gift From The Gods.