My Mother Was Like A Sister To

I Once Had A Large Gay Following, But I Ducked Into An Alleyway And Lost Him.

I Got Some New Underwear The Other Day. Well, New To Me.

But I Like To Swim. At High School, I Tried Out For The Swim Team. I Shaved Off All My Body Hair, And That Extra Burst Of Speed From All The Bullies Shouting Kill The Fairy.

My Dad And I, We Used To Play Baseball. I Was The Catcher. Which I Liked. Until One Day, I Saw This Game On Tv, And I Said, Hang On, How Come Their Catcher Doesn't Have His Hands Tied To His Ankles?

Countries Are Making Nuclear Weapons Like There Is No Tomorrow.