List Of Bagels Quotes

I've Said This Before, And I Say It Again. Bagels Can Be An Enormous Power For Good Or For Evil. It Is Up To Us To Decide How We Will Use Them.

We Do It Early Like Cheerios And A Bagel

My Sister Married A German. He Complained He Couldn't Get A Good Bagel Back Home. I Said: 'well, Whose Fault Is That?'

I Actually Put Peanut Butter On My Bagel. I Really Like Peanut Butter And I Like To Ruin The Bagel. You Know What's Even Crazier That I Do Sometimes? I Do Cinnamon Raisin Bagels With Peanut Butter. It Is Really, Really Out There.

In New York, I Like It When You Can Get Bagels At 3 In The Morning.

I'll Show Luke I Can Fit Into The City. I'll Show Him I Can Be A True New Yorker. I'll Go The Gym, And Then I'll Eat A Bagel, And I'll ... Shoot Someone, Maybe? Or Maybe Just The Gym Will Be Enough.

Just Out Of Curiosity, Can An Immortal Choke To Death On A Bagel? (francesca)

I Can't Be Skinny All The Time. I Like To Drink And I Like To Eat. I Like Burgers And Bagels.

According To A New Poll, Republicans Are More Likely To Have A Doughnut For Breakfast, While Democrats Prefer To Eat Bagels And Croissants. While Independents Are That Annoying Friend Who's Still Looking At The Menu After 15 Minutes.

I'm A Bagel On A Plate Full Of Onion Rolls!