Jamie Farr Quotes

They Sometimes Beat Things Into The Ground. They Don't Know When To Get Out Of A Situation. They Think It's Going To Be Funny....the More You Pound The Nail Into The Ground The Funnier It Gets And That's Not Necessarily True.

Canada Has Given Us John Candy And Martin Short And Bill Shatner And Lord Knows How Many Other Wonderful Performers.

I Helped Set The Gong Show. I've Done So Many Game Shows. I've Helped Create Game Shows.

Jewish People Have Given Me All The Breaks You Can Possibly Have. But Of Course, It's Wonderful When You Feel That Your Own Nationality Has Made It. It Gives You Hopes.

One Of The Terrible Things About Doing Movies Is That The Writers Never Consider The Temperature Outside.

Sometimes I Want To Go Into Saturday Night Live And Rewrite Some Of The Sketches Because They're Really Not That Good.

Sometimes You Get A Call And An Uncle Passed Away That You Really Liked, Or A Cousin Or Somebody Else. So Each Day Becomes A Little More Precious Then The Day That Preceded It.

The Phone Rings And There's Another Broadway Show Or Another Tv Series Or A Movie. That's The Gamble You Take.

There Were Some Times When We Did The Winter Scenes In The Summer, And I Had To Wear That Silly Fur Coat. Oh, My Lord! I Was Perspiring!

There's This Lebanese Lady I Dearly Loved Who Raised 13 Children In Toledo, And She Retired In Phoenix. She Said, I Get Up Every Morning And Say, Thank You, God. I Do The Same Thing Now.

Usually You'd Do The Summer Scenes In The Winter. So You're Out There With A T-shirt And Hope Nobody Sees Your Air That You're Breathing Out. We Put Ice Cubes In Our Mouth To Stop That From Happening.

You Accumulate A Great Deal Of Acquaintances And Friendships Over The Years, And You Can't Always Spend As Much Time As You Would Like.