The Mother-in-law Is The Centre Of A

In Awe, I Watched The Waxing Moon Ride Across The Zenith Of The Heavens Like An Ambered Chariot Towards The Ebony Void Of Infinite Space Wherein The Tethered Belts Of Jupiter And Mars Hang, For Ever Festooned In Their Orbital Majesty. And As I Looked At All This I Thought... I Must Put A Roof On This Toilet.

Despite The Fact That Feminists Say They're Not Getting A Fair Deal, Women Are Still Very Powerful.

My Mother-in-law's So Fat That When She Passes Her Handbag From Hand To Hand She Throws It.

Slumps Don't Bother Me.

My Lad Chewed And Swallowed A Dictionary. We Gave Him Epsom Salts - But We Can't Get A Word Out Of Him.