The Mother-in-law Is The Centre Of A

Funny Thing How You First Meet The Woman That You Marry. I First Met The Wife In A Tunnel Of Love. She Was Digging It.

My Wife Is A Sex Object - Every Time I Ask For Sex, She Objects.

He Had Ambitions, At One Time, To Become A Sex Maniac, But He Failed His Practical.

The Mother-in-law Came Round Last Week. It Was Absolutely Pouring Down. So I Opened The Door And I Saw Her There And I Said, 'mother, Don't Just Stand There In The Rain. Go Home.'

There Is A Remote Tribe That Worships The Number Zero. Is Nothing Sacred?