The Mother-in-law Is The Centre Of A

My Wife Is A Sex Object - Every Time I Ask For Sex, She Objects.

I Took My Mother-in-law To Madame Tussaud's Chamber Of Horrors, And One Of The Attendants Said: 'keep Her Moving Sir; We're Stock-taking.'

Take My Wife... Please. I'm Not Saying She's Ugly, But When She Went To See A Horror Film, The Audience Thought She Was Making A Personal Appearance.

I'm Not Saying My Mother Didn't Like Me, But She Kept Looking For Loopholes In My Birth Certificate.

Everyone Has A Family Tree; The Dawsons Have One, It's A Weeping Willow.