I Knew I'd Chosen The Wrong Airline

My Wife Is A Sex Object - Every Time I Ask For Sex, She Objects.

Everyone Has A Family Tree; The Dawsons Have One, It's A Weeping Willow.

I Went To My Doctor And Asked For Something For Persistent Wind. He Gave Me A Kite.

I Can Always Tell When The Mother In Law's Coming To Stay; The Mice Throw Themselves On The Traps.

I Took The Wife's Family Out For Tea Biscuits. They Weren't Too Happy About Having To Give Blood Though.