My Mom Took Me To A Dog

My Wife's So Dumb, She Got A Nail In The Spare!!

Last Week My Tie Caught On Fire, Some Guy Tried To Put It Out With An Axe.

It's Lonely On The Top When There's No One On The Bottom.

I Don't Get No Respect, No Respect At All!

I Tell Ya, With My Wife, I Got No Sex Life. Her Favorite Position Is Facing Bloomingdale's.