My Mom Took Me To A Dog

I Asked My Wife, 'is There Somebody Else?' She Said, 'there Must Be.'

I Walked In On My Wife And The Milkman, The First Thing She Says Is "don't Tell The Butcher"!

I Knew A Girl So Ugly That She Was Known As A Two-bagger. That's When You Put A Bag Over Your Head In Case The Bag Over Her Head Breaks.

I Said To A Girl I'd Been Seeing, Come Home With Me, Honey, And I'll Show You Where It's At. She Said, You'd Better, Because The Last Time I Could'nt Find It.

I Tell Ya, I Know The Best Way To Get Girls. I Hang Out At Women's Prisons, And Wait For Parolees.