My Mom Took Me To A Dog

I Have Three Kids, One Of Each.

I Tell Ya, My Wife's A Lousy Cook. After Dinner, I Don't Brush My Teeth. I Count Them.

I Went To See My Doctor... Doctor Vidi-boom-ba. Yeah...i Told Him Once, "doctor, Every Morning When I Get Up And Look In The Mirror I Feel Like Throwing Up. What's Wrong With Me?" He Said, "i Don't Know, But Your Eyesight Is Perfect."

Last Week My Tie Caught On Fire, Some Guy Tried To Put It Out With An Axe.

My Wife And I Have Olympic Sex. Once Every Four Years.