My Wife And I Have Olympic Sex.

I Told My Doctor I Think My Wife Has Vd. He Gave Himself A Shot Of Penicillin.

I'll Tell You One Thing, I Know How To Satisfy My Wife In Bed, Yeah, I Leave.

I Think My Wife Is Cheating On Me, The Only Thing The Parrot Knows How To Say Is, Quick Out The Window.

I Like To Date Schoolteachers. If You Do Something Wrong, They Make You Do It Over Again.

My Wife She's Fat. Why, If She Lost A Few Pounds, She'd Be Perfectly Round.