My Wife And I Have Olympic Sex.

With Girls, I Don't Think Right. I Had A Date With One Girl, She Had Mirrors All Over Her Bedroom. She Told Me To Come Over And Bring A Bottle. I Got Windex.

I Told My Doctor I Got Water On My Knee, He Gave Me A Sponge And Raised His Fee!

I Like To Date Schoolteachers. If You Do Something Wrong, They Make You Do It Over Again.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. Why, Every Time I Shut The Window I Hurt Somebody's Fingers.

I Once Went Out With This Wild Girl. She Made French Toast And Got Her Tongue Caught In The Toaster.