My Wife And I Have Olympic Sex.

My Wifes Cooking Is So Bad The Flys Fix Our Screens

I Live In A Bad Neighborhood. Why, I Saw Two Complete Strangers Share A Taxi - Yeah, One Guy Took The Radio And The Other Guy Took The Tires.

My Son's An Idiot. His Teacher Asked Him To Spell Mississippi. He Asked Which One? The River Or The State?

When We Got Married My Wife Told Me I Was One In A Million. I Found Out She Was Right.

I'm Sitting On Top Of The World, And I've Got Hemorrhoids.