My Wife And I Have Olympic Sex.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. Once A Guy Pulled A Knife On Me. I Knew He Wasn't A Professional, The Knife Had Butter On It.

I'd Like To Get Some New Clothes, But I Can't Find A Big And Short Store.

Life Is Just A Bowl Of Pits.

Every Time I Get In An Elevator, The Operator Says The Same Thing To Me: 'basement?'

I Joined Gamblers Anon., They Gave Me 2 To 1 I Wouldn't Make It! I Joined Aa, There Was A Two Drink Minimum!