My Wife And I Have Olympic Sex.

If It Wasn't For Pick-pockets I'd Have No Sex Life At All.

Last Time I Saw A Mouth Like That, It Had A Hook In It.

I'm Tellin' Ya I Get No Respect. When I Was In Switzerland, I Got An Obscene Yodel.

We Were Poor. We Were So Poor, In My Neighborhood The Rainbow Was In Black-and-white.

My Wife Made Me Join A Bridge Club... I Jump Off Next Tuesday.