I Have Three Kids, One Of Each.

I Told My Wife A Man Is Like Wine, He Gets Better With Age. She Locked Me In The Cellar.

I Asked My Old Man If I Could Go Ice-skating On The Lake. He Told Me, "wait Til It Gets Warmer."

I Don't Care How Rich And Successful A Man Is. He's Nothing Without An Education.

I Went To A Freak Show And They Let Me In For Nothing.

My Cousin Is Gay, I Always Tell Him That In Our Family Tree, He's In The Fruit Section.