I Have Three Kids, One Of Each.

Me And My Dad Used To Play Tag, He'd Drive!

I Bought A New Book, '100 New Ways To Make Love'. I Ended Up In Traction - It Was A Misprint.

A Travel Agent Told I Could Spend 7 Nights In Hawaii No Days Just Nights.

When I Was Kidnapped As A Child My Parents Sent A Letter To The Hijackers Me Pay 5,000 Dollars Or Your Back

Once I Opened Up A Fortune Cookie And Inside Was The Guy's Cheque Next To Me I Said Hey Buddy I Got Your Cheque He Said Thanks.