My Husband Taught Me Housekeeping; When I

What I Call Loaded, I'm Not. What Other People Call Loaded I Am.

Macho Does Not Prove Mucho

To Be Loved Is A Strength. To Love Is A Weakness.

I'd Rather Be Hit By A Gorgeous Man Than An Ugly One.

It's Never As Easy To Keep Your Own Spouse Happy As It Is To Make Someone Else's Spouse Happy.