My Husband Taught Me Housekeeping; When I

It's Never As Easy To Keep Your Own Spouse Happy As It Is To Make Someone Else's Spouse Happy.

I Was Always A Good Housekeeper. Whenever I Divorced I Always Kept The House.

Parisian Men Make Love All Day And Have No Time To Work; American Men Work All Day And Have No Time For Love.

I Am A Marvelous Housekeeper. Every Time I Leave A Man I Keep His House.

When I'm Alone, I Can Sleep Crossways In Bed Without An Argument.