My Husband Taught Me Housekeeping; When I

My Husband Taught Me Housekeeping; When I Divorce I Keep The House.

I Never Hated Any Of My Ex-fiances Enough To Return The Rings.

I've Never Met An Ugly Millionaire. They All Look Cute. No Wonder I Married 4 Of Them

To Be Loved Is A Strength. To Love Is A Weakness.

I Always Said Marriage Should Be A Fifty-fifty Proposition. He Should Be At Least Fifty Years Old, And Have At Least Fifty-million Dollars.