My Husband Taught Me Housekeeping; When I

It's Never As Easy To Keep Your Own Spouse Happy As It Is To Make Someone Else's Spouse Happy.

Parisian Men Make Love All Day And Have No Time To Work; American Men Work All Day And Have No Time For Love.

I'm A Great Housekeeper. I Get Divorced. I Keep The House.

Husbands Are Like Fires - They Go Out When Unattended.

I Don't Remember Anybody's Name. How Do You Think The "dahling" Thing Got Started?