When I'm Alone, I Can Sleep Crossways

I Don't Remember Anybody's Name. How Do You Think The "dahling" Thing Got Started?

I've Been Married Most Of My Life. And When You're Married, You Don't Have Sex.

You Never Really Know A Man Until You Have Divorced Him.

What I Call Loaded, I'm Not. What Other People Call Loaded I Am.

I Never Hated Any Of My Ex-fiances Enough To Return The Rings.