I Was Always A Good Housekeeper. Whenever

I Am A Marvelous Housekeeper. Every Time I Leave A Man I Keep His House.

I'd Rather Be Hit By A Gorgeous Man Than An Ugly One.

Macho Doesn't Prove Mucho.

I Always Said Marriage Should Be A Fifty-fifty Proposition. He Should Be At Least Fifty Years Old, And Have At Least Fifty-million Dollars.

I Was Always A Good Housekeeper. Whenever I Divorced I Always Kept The House.