I Think Those Neighborhood Signs That Say

I Like To Read The Bible In Public Places Where People Are Watching Me Read It. And I Like To Mumur Out To Myself: 'bullshit!'

I've Always Wanted To Have A Greek Sitcom Called Olive Lucy.

I Would Start A Revolution, But I Just Bought A Hammock.

I Don't Want My Personal Life To Change. I Don't Understand Why People Strive For Fame. I Know It's Ironic For Me To Be Saying This, But This Will Be The Last One I Do.

I'd Like To Do A Reality Show With Four White People...who Are Dropped Off In A Really Bad Black Neighborhood. And The Show Would Be Called...cracker Hunt.