The Word Abbreviation Sure Is Long For

My Comfort Zone Is Press Conferences.

My Brother Has Add, Which Is Weird Because He Drives A Ford Focus. I Told My Brother That Joke But He Didn't Laugh Because He Got Distracted By My Shoe Strings.

But Comedy Is Like Music, It Appeals To Some People. Some People Like Creed, Those People Are Usually Pretty Stupid. But They Probably Also Like Carrot Top. I Would Say That They're Part Of The Same Ilk.

I Would Have Changed My Last Name If Being Famous Were My Goal.

My Father Used To Beat Me With His Belt...while It Was Still On Him.