I Do Not Have A Helmet. But

You Write Things That Are Of Interest To You. There's No Focus Group.

I Think Comedy Does Have That Powerful Thing That Doesn't Seem Too Preachy Because You're Also Making People Laugh, So It's Really Kind Of A Good Tool For Messaging.

When You're Doing Standup You're Kind Of Doing, "hey. I Thought Of This. This May Be Funny.

Hookers Don't Like To Snuggle.

I'm Terrible About People Wanting To Take Pictures With Me. I'm A Giant Baby About It. They Treat You Like A Cartoon. There's Nothing You Can Do Except Make Light Of It.