I Do Not Have A Helmet. But

We Talked About Politics Constantly In My Family Growing Up In North Carolina. There Were Always Debates. Being Of Greek Background, It's In Our Blood To Drink Coffee And Talk Politics.

My Name Is Zach Galifianakis And I Hope I'm Pronouncing That Right. I'm Named After My Granddad, My Middle Name. My Name Is Zach Granddad Galifianakis.

I Tend To Think Of Myself As A One-man Wolf Pack.

I Wish I Could Sit Back And Say, 'oh, I'm Gonna Wait For A Merchant-ivory Film To Come My Way. Or Ivory-merchant. Whatever It's Called. But You Just Take What's Given And Then, Hopefully, Down The Road You Can Be More Choosy And Only Do, Say, Wayans Brothers Movies. That's My Goal: To Be More Merchant-ivory-wayans.

The Other Day, I Got A Henna Tattoo That Says "forever."