Hookers Don't Like To Snuggle.

There Was A Long Time Where I Was An "artist" In Quotes, Who Had No Money. But I Guess Back Then I Also Never Had A Girlfriend.

I Do Not Have A Helmet. But This Is A Wig, So It's A Little Protective.

I Am Not Into Publicity. I'm Not Good At It. I Get Anxiety About It.

A Good Stand-up, You Lead The Audience. You Don't Kowtow To The Audience. Sometimes The Audience Is Wrong. I Always Think The Audience Is Wrong.

If You Read My Blog, You Know I'm A Pilates Freak. And By Pilates, I Mean Waffles.