Hookers Don't Like To Snuggle.

I Was Just Thinking How Unfortunate It'd Be To Be A Fat Girl Named Candy.

I Just Could Just Shave My Beard, And Nobody Would Recognize Me. Although I Look Like Jodie Foster.

Head Gear, Plus Acne Equals...table For One In The Cafeteria.

You're Not Supposed To Be Accepting Trophies. You're Supposed To Be In The Back Being Mad That People Are Getting Trophies.

We Talked About Politics Constantly In My Family Growing Up In North Carolina. There Were Always Debates. Being Of Greek Background, It's In Our Blood To Drink Coffee And Talk Politics.