Reciting Lines Is Hard; Making Stuff Up

I Think Comedy Is A Really, Really Good Tool For Trying To Say Something.

I Think If You Come Out To California Trying To Be An Actor, It's Pretty Hard. There's Desperation. A Lot Of People Are Desperate, And A Lot Of People Are Clueless, Including Me. It's Hard To Try To Figure It Out. I've Never Told You, But I Have Head Shots That If You Saw Them... They're So Terrible! It's So Embarrassing.

I Do Not Have A Helmet. But This Is A Wig, So It's A Little Protective.

I Live In Los Angeles And I Had Been Drinking One Night, So I Was On The Walk Of Fame And I Saw Tony Danza's Star And I Started Urinating On It. Just Yelling Out, 'who's The Boss Now?'

I've Been Happily Dedicated To The Same Woman For A Number Of Years. I Never Even Look At Other Women.