Reciting Lines Is Hard; Making Stuff Up

I Am Going To Be The Next Ryan Gosling.

You Save 15 More Minutes Of Sleep If You Are A Man And You Don't Have To Shave.

My Girlfriend And I Went To A Dinner Party The Other Night And We Ended Up Playing Charades. There Was Another Couple There That Was Deaf. They Were So Good.

I Think If You Come Out To California Trying To Be An Actor, It's Pretty Hard. There's Desperation. A Lot Of People Are Desperate, And A Lot Of People Are Clueless, Including Me. It's Hard To Try To Figure It Out. I've Never Told You, But I Have Head Shots That If You Saw Them... They're So Terrible! It's So Embarrassing.

You Know It's Time To Do The Laundry When You Dry Off With A Sneaker.