Reciting Lines Is Hard; Making Stuff Up

Hookers Don't Like To Snuggle.

You Know It's Time To Do The Laundry When You Dry Off With A Sneaker.

The Whole Thing About Working In Front Of The Camera Is To Make People Laugh When They're Not Supposed To.

I Am Going To Be The Next Ryan Gosling.

I've Always Wanted To Have A Greek Sitcom Called Olive Lucy.