Reciting Lines Is Hard; Making Stuff Up

Reciting Lines Is Hard; Making Stuff Up Is Much, Much Easier.

My Father Used To Beat Me With His Belt...while It Was Still On Him.

I Think Those Neighborhood Signs That Say 'slow Children Playing' Are Mean.

Inappropriateness Is Funny To Me. Rudeness Is Hilarious.

It's Not Good For Comedy To Be Like, 'thanks For Liking Me'. Being Popular Is Poison.